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tyrion:
L O L
petyr:
where am i? we just don't know
jeyne:
sad back story. in conclusion: volantis.
robb:
eye-sex
catelyn:
DIAPERS. BABIES. BREASTFEEDING. LADY PARTS.
stannis:
oh god not another vagina
melisandre:
enter vagina, stage right
shae:
someone please free me from this story arc
sansa:
what's a story arc??
cersei:
MORE WINE
theon:
i'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

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You know what, “Khaleesi”? I am sick of you going on and on about the fucking Targaryens, alright? You know what, they’re pretty much all fucking dead, and your moaning is kind of pissing me off. It’s hot, I wear plate mail like all the fucking time in about 400 degree heat, and I’m pretty sure your blood riders are calling me a pussy behind my back - I do not need you whining about your dead family. So either take the dudes in the pointy hats or let me get all up on that, OK, or else I’m about to go total Jaime Lannister on your Queenly ass. Sick of your shit.
What I imagine Ser Jorah is thinking all the way through A Clash Of Kings/A Storm Of Swords (via anorangegentleman)